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Don't you people have pies and cookies to make?  And cheer and good will to spread?  For land's sake, don't bother reading my blog at a time like this.  It will not write those Christmas cards for you.  Believe me.  I've asked it to do so since last month and it's all, um, nu-uh, you lazy sloth-bitch.  With arms crossed.  And after everything I've done for it.  It's disheartening and also, it means I won't be sending Christmas cards.

I'm sure you're all terribly disappointed to hear that.

Comments

[anne nahm]

It pains me that I love your blog. And yet? It won't even come over and babysit my kids while I read it. It's too proud or something. Aloof. It knows I will wait until the kids are sleeping and read it on my own time.

[kgirl]

feh.
there's nothing yummy to eat in my house. i just stopped by to drool over your knit goods.

[Emily R]

Good. Much better for the planet. No cards this year!

[Mrs. Chicky]

Too tired to make cookies. Plenty awake to eat them though. Where the hell are my neighbors with the cookies? Damn them.

[Gwen]

I guess I'll stop waiting by the mail box then ... oh, and maybe get back to avoiding my own holiday cards.

[Mary]

Email me and I'll mail you one of my xmas letters. Or I'll send you a .pdf. Or not. But they're done, dammit!!!! It's the only thing I've completed this holiday season.