Am I an artist or am I psychotic? And if I am the former, rather than the latter, can I take a pill to make it go away?
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you are an artist, for which there is no cure.
Posted by: flutter | February 15, 2009 at 12:52 PM
I love Flutter's comment.
Posted by: Kyla | February 15, 2009 at 02:21 PM
Wouldn't taking a pill be nice? Sigh.
Posted by: Mrs C | February 16, 2009 at 01:38 AM
could you be one without the other? there's no such thing as a free lunch, after all!
people with regular brains have no idea what they're missing.
Pills just make everything smaller.
Posted by: dodo | February 16, 2009 at 02:58 AM
I can't remember the difference between "former" and "latter."
I say take a pill and share with your friends.
Posted by: Mary | February 16, 2009 at 08:16 AM
Artist. Most artists are a little crazy, though.
Posted by: jaelithe | February 16, 2009 at 08:29 PM
You could just do what I do:
Draw a circle on the ground and stand in it. Give one hand to an artist, the other to a psychotic, and tell them to pull you out. Whoever tears away the biggest piece gets to claim your identity!
Mm. Maybe a pill would be better.
Posted by: roo | February 17, 2009 at 04:12 PM
Artist. Definitely. Like me, though, you're plagued with self doubt. Questions force you to self edit constantly. Psychotic people don't ask if they're psychotic. Only normal people with a lot of questions ask if they're psychotic.
Posted by: apathy lounge | February 18, 2009 at 05:42 AM
They make pills for everything these days. I'm sure you can find an anti-artist one. Should you take it? Nah.
Posted by: Binky | February 18, 2009 at 02:20 PM
Read Live Through This edited by Sabrina Chapadjiev. It helps.
Posted by: Carol | February 19, 2009 at 03:49 PM