And if I weren't perpetually freezing, even in summer, I'd buy this. (Okay. Fine. I dislike revealing the guns. I don't want people to fear me, for chrissake. I just want them to tell me I'm rad WITHOUT my having to terrorize them with my sculpted-by-nature biceps.)
(You are so welcome.)
(I really fucking adore saying that lately. Especially just to impress people with my overall d-baggery.)
You do have some scary guns. I mean, err, *impressive* guns. You are still welcome at my house any(blogher)time.
Posted by: Gwen | March 05, 2009 at 02:49 PM
You're crazy. You have AWESOME arms. Your arms are better than Michelle Obama's arms. You should show them off. Fo' sho. People who are scared of your strength aren't worth your time anyway.
Posted by: jaelithe | March 05, 2009 at 06:41 PM
I miss my arms. They used to be so beautiful.
Posted by: apathy lounge | March 06, 2009 at 05:50 PM
Where can I buy my tickets for the gun show?
Posted by: Kyla | March 08, 2009 at 07:37 AM