have we?

 Have we achieved the zenith of the yin/yang eyebrow experience?  I want to know, in earnest, because I am TIRED of having to regret so regularly my lame choice in the nineties to imitate Drew Barrymore/et al in their pursuit of the heroine of Blue Angel (Marlene Dietrich, she of the quasi-invisible brows) and remove my above-eye hair half-moons of caterpillar-esque expressiveness.  I want to stop opening fashion magazines and be forced to confront my antique stupidity at the routine aspect of the lovely, lithe, fully-browed beauties gazing therefrom.   (The moon will wane, however, for them, too, because it was cool to have fat brows in the eighties, I know, and then they STOLE them from us ten short years beyond that, so WATCH THE FUCK OUT, little full-browed beauties, for they are coming, and they will be bearing tweezers, in about ten years.  Or so.)

HahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahah.

Ahhh.

*sob*

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[Gwen]

Your eyebrows are perfect.

But your ass, on the other hand ...

[roo]

huh. if i'd seen this earlier, i might have been more careful about saying "bring on the Deitrich."

My eyebrows have finally grown back. but now they grow in cock-eyed. I have to use eyebrow gel sometimes now.

Damn that drew barrymore!