i'd say it's about time to hang it up, if i could be certain it wouldn't make me begin posting furiously in response.
Which simply means I have an uncontrollable urge, on a constant basis, to behave like an adolescent.
At best.
FUCK, I miss blogging. I mean, I miss writing. I don't miss what blogging has kind of become, for me, which is this nightmare of social obligation that I cannot uphold.
I care about the people I have met through interaction created as a result of my writing here, but I do not crave regular social interaction. I'm not super-good or whatever at that shit. I kind of hate having to be social. Mostly, I want to be left alone. Sometimes, of course, that's absolutely untrue, and I wish ardently to be flitting, mothlike, diaphanous, under a moonlit night, threading through a maddening crowd, smiling, looking fantastic, making the other moonlit creatures laugh at my insightful jokes based on the quantum theory of poo, and wisely gleeful at my sojourn through life as a young, beautiful, diaphanous creature drawn to that one low-hanging light over there in the corner, oh, life, how long and beautiful you will be, how I will remain lovely and fresh and dew-bedecked, how there will always be other young, diaphanous creatures to love and fuck and kiss and spurn and worship and laugh with and oh, how that light beckons, I must just sneak only the merest inch nearer, I must just peer into its wizened depths for but the smallest speck of an instant, so that it may whisper its glowing secrets to me and I will grow only more beautiful and young and life will open and become more wonderful and the sounds will deepen and all the world will spin in a constant WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED WHY DOES IT BURN??? OH GAHHHDD WHAT! WHY! WHO THE FUCK SHOT ME UP WITH THREE AMPULES OF ELECTRICAL METHODONE HOLY FUCKKKK!
Owwie!
That's how it feels, somehow, lately.
Now that I am no longer beautiful, I can say all of these things, because my life is no longer that of the one where what people think matters.
It does not.
And I am glad. I am glad to know this part, this clarity, this growing clarity that brightens and brightens and stings and burns the retinas, although that could also very well be the pain my eyes give me now in this era of my time from looking too long and too well into the depths of a stupid-ass computer screen, and from other equally eye-beauty-thieving shit. I mean, don't get me wrong, I could read/ogle glowing screens from here until my personal eternity has quit me, because I am a suckling wretch at the teat of technology, but I will not score any points in the eyeball-beauty arena. It ain't easy on the eyes, is all I'm saying.
(Okay, that was weird. I had to spend, just now, easily a good minute trying to relocate my finger-stance on the right side of the keypad because I'm still getting used to this ever-so-slightly-smaller keyboard on the new netbook I work on, and it felt sort of like senility, like I had never seen the keys of a typewriter before, I scrabbled my right fingers over them attempting to place myself, place my extended-digit-self on the pad, and it was like forgotten-yet-known and so - scary. Should it have been scary? I. don't. know. Yes? Sure. What's right, what's wrong, when your hand cannot find purchase on the keys of your mind's table?
I'm gonna give myself fucking Alzheimer's at this rate.)
Oh, the scourge of needing to write, and knowing how trivial, in the end, the pursuit.
There is no rhyme, no reason, and I should be loathe to share this nonsense, this drivel, and in point of fact I am, but I am compelled. I am fire, I am heat, I am this stream of syllable and pronoun, and all while I whisper, faint, at night, late at night, when no one cares to listen, when I am shush and tuneless and all keyed up, and I turn disquieted on the spit in my steadily-deepening bed-coffin, there, in the night, I am burning it into my own little soul that I will never, no, never, write the things that matter, the epics, the torrid novels, the novellas, the pamphlets, there will be no great production, I will not matter, in this historic river I will not be trumpeting from the heights, I will be small and quiet and my voice will crack slowly and break into crumby bits that will not even float downward into the rocky crevasse and remain, stubborn, black, but instead dissolve, a foam of gentling acquiescence slipping out to sea.
I love these late-night rhythms of blur and tangy oblong heady chopped-up soups I whip up out of a child's purple cracked-plastic bucket filled with dark stars and cold, wet sand and dreams eddied into these arms, these fingers-of-brain that tell me stories when I cannot dream, cannot conjure my own dreams, am dreamless as I am currently barren, as I stroke my fingers down the length of the cave's walls and find etchings that remind me of a time so long ago that nothing hurts there, it is all wine-dark and wet and cool and there are gentle whispers of breeze along my forearms and about my neck, eliciting shivers that remind me I would prefer to go inside to the rickety rented house and away from the cold, but not quite yet. Not yet. Not when the chill and the stars and wine-darkness can cajole me with their guilty asides.
I long to know what they would tell me, but I am too impatient. I must run inside!, now, and huddle close in a dog-hair-bedecked blanket, one that does not quite cover me, and I must choose between wrapping it around my neck while my feet dangle, bare, chilled, outside its snug embrace, or giving my feet its shelter and leaving my neck and shoulders naked and forlorn.
The hot cocoa is delicious but it burns my lip and is short-lived in its intoxicating splendor. Why is nothing what it promises?
Oh, what I wouldn't give for the perfect cup of cocoa. The one that is bottomless and hot but not stinging.
Fingers-for-brains, what say ye? To bed, to curl up in crone-shapes and remind me of my pending death (which may be ages from now, but what's in an age, you fucking wretched bits of flesh and bone and sinew and shaped so very like the fingers of my forebears, that you would remind me of my own brief fling with this flesh fresh-that-is-not-fresh-and-grows-less-so-by-each-tick-tick-tick? Hmmm? Callous. You're all callous as fuck)?
Obama's on Leno. Tivo just winked on, but it can seriously fuck itself. It cheated me out of a new episode of The Office tonight, and for that I will curse it roundly before allowing it to worm its pathetic way back into my life tomorrow at some stupidly weak point, preferably in the afternoon and we've gone and had some decent form of exercise and I can give myself the admirable excuse of having exercised our bodies adequately in order to feed on tivo's meager offerings for a few slices of hour. Fucking tivo. Ugh. Tivo doesn't even deserve a capital letter at its front, the wretched brain-miser. I could write things, you know, you beast, if I weren't slaving for you, panting to make my way to you and fall captive to your nightly spells of pithy, neatly encapsulated 22- and 44-minute dreams.
God. What would Hemingway have to say about tivo. Would we even know? Would Hemingway have managed to escape its hungry maw?
I'm fascinated to ponder that. I have to believe he, as well as my other literary heroes, would have stayed just out of reach of the miserable brain-eating machines.
Better me than them. I am the martyr. Yes. Look to me so that ye may be saved from the existence of watching anything and everything your television shows you so that you do not prescribe thoughtful thinking on your porr, beleaguered brain.
I will bear that crass, er, cross, for you.
(I don't really think it's necessary to say anything. It's cool. I got you. It's all me. I got this one, baby. I got this. That's just how I do.)
